That's right! Get out your winter coats because Hell has just frozen over! Kelly Deitrich is dead!!! What's more is that she was killed by Max Seijas! The most ruthless hunters of the season faced off yesterday in Bits 'n Bites. Max saw his prey at a distance and could see that she was having issues with her squirt gun. He approached and asked if he could help. Kelly unwittingly handed her gun to her killer and Max once again kiled his target with her own gun. Kelly laid dying in a puddle of blood and tap water in the quesadilla line; the last words she ever heard were, " Pasta or salad?" In explaining his latest victory, Seijas said, "Now I should probably take my gun out of its package." There you have it, assassins. Lock your windows and and keep your guns close to you. You never know when the devious Max Seijas will be coming to get you, and your gun.
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