Welcome to Hofstra University! Where professors are allowed to carry guns and kill specific students. That's right, Max Seijas is the newest victim and the first kill of Chris Dippel!! Our most conniving professor tracked down the unsuspecting pupil in Emily Lowe. Chris stopped Max to idly chat and ask him about his auditions. While Max was boasting of his undoubtedly successful audition, Chris took out his gun and shot him right through the heart. Knowing Max, it probably took him a few minutes to understand what had happened. Luckily, Max contacted the right person this time instead of teling a random woman he got shot like last semesterThe brilliant professor is so evil that he even used his adorable daughters as tiny spies to trail Max until he could go in for the kill. I'm sure Chris got an extra thrill out of killing Max because of the amount of times Max was late to his class last semester. R.I.P Max. Stop reading this and get to class.
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