Well, Bedrock will be looking for a new man pretty soon because they just lost Gary Newman. Gary is now the second victim of the deceptively adorable Kelly Deitrich. He is also the second player to die in Emily Lowe. After "practicing her monologues", which I'm sure is code for ritual sacrifices to the god of war, Kelly was walking back to the Drama Lounge when her prey foolishly made an appearance. According to Kelly, [He was wearing] a cute lil striped shirt and [she] just had to murder him." She ran at him proclaiming her battle cry which was, "You're done, you're done! Just say Newman at the door! You're done!". After the kill, she was banned from Bedrock for all eternity, but then reinvited for R/J night.
So far, Kelly Deitrich sits on a throne of skulls and drinks the blood of the weak in this game. Who will be the one to take down the queen?
Monday, November 12, 2012
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