I can't believe I never posted this!!
Maximillion Baudisch has KILLED Paolo Perez and dragged his lifeless corpse off of the cabaret stage. Spicy! This ends this obnoxious battle of assassins and brings forth a bright beacon of hope in our winner, Max Baudisch. He will be receiving his prize in public at the next Spectrum meeting, with which he might buy all sorts of things! Maybe support his local D.A.R.E. program? Who knows what this sweet-faced young cherubic messenger of the Lord will do! But we congratulate him, and mourn the loss of Paolo, who will recieve nothing.
Yay! Blessings unto you all!!
-Cassie DeMarco
Saturday, November 10, 2012
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