Alright ladies and gents! The killing has officially commenced! Our first ruthless murder occurred last night at approximately 10:30 in the NAB. The devious Kelly Deitrich made quick work out of slaughtering the conspicuously Italian Gianfranco Lentini. Knowing that Gianfranco is ASMing The Learned Ladies, Kelly planted herself outside the door to the green room after the show to wait for him to walk into her trap. When he finally came out of the green room like a lamb going to slaughter, Anna Holmes unintentionally distracted him, giving Kelly the perfect opportunity to pounce on him like the bloodthirsty tiger we all know her to be. Gianfranco's only source of comfort was his wonderful, attractive boyfriend who was too excited about writing this post to console him. So, happy hunting, watch your back, and most importantly, don't be the bunny. I can't wait to write about you...
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