Day Two (4/22): You are a weaker link...so the chain fell apart

As a dear friend once said to me; ARRAGUHULLLGRRISHIMBALLA#$^%$*&^(*

It was a little difficult to understand, 'cause his mouth was full of Cheetos...and brains.

The flame has been extinguished. Miss Cassandra Rose Blaise DeMarco was tragically killed earlier today by Flynn Harne. DeMarco was said to have lunged towards her killer in an attempt to bring him down with her, but due to the large loss of blood she was only able to spatter a little blood on him before gracefully collapsing and expiring. She will be remembered by anyone who ever met her for her zest for life, strange sense of humor, and TITilating manner.

Ding Dong the devilish Don is dead.He may have come back from the war, but Tom Myers soon met his death at the hands of Mark 'Perilous Purger' Perkins. Myer died alone with nothing more than his muscles and a shiny bald head.
A memorial service will be held this weekend at the fitness center around his favorite bench press. Muscle Milk and vitamin supplements will be served.

Earlier this evening Kelly Dietrich - friend, daughter, other - sacrificed herself out of sheer confusion about who was after her. Or perhaps it was so she wouldn't have to listen to Tom Myers anymore, especially now that she doesn't have her cane anymore. When asked if she had any last words she said that she felt betray by her loved ones and that she would like her will to reflect that all her belongings be left to her man-servant Helga von Grüffen.