As Queen so poetically put it, "Another one bites the dust, another one bites the dust, and another one gone and another one gone. Another one bites the dust." The day started out with 16 players and by sundown there were only 9...
Hayley Marks was casually killed by Marina DeYoe Pedraza, Monday afternoon. This pristine young lady went down displaying obscene finger gestures while cursing out her executioner. No amount of magic could save this Blue Fairy, especially since she wasted it giving that selfish wooden puppet life!
Sean Moran might be considered ethnically ambiguous when it comes to roles he plays, but it is a certain fact that his career as an assasin was short lived. As the first victim of Corinne ‘Murdering Mistress’ Mestemacher, he was drown just before he could accomplish his first kill. While his death was a shock, at least it's better than 25 years in Dr. Rush's Tranquilizin' Chair.
Marina Regina DeYoe Pedraza may have gotten a kill in and narrowly escaped death by her original assassin, Sean Moran, but she could not escape her eventual place as a victim of the Mestemacher murders. According to a text message, sent at 1:38pm, it was a Mexican standoff between the two, resulting in DeYoe’s demise. Marina will be remembered fondly by her unique laugh, her ability to sleep in the drounge (no matter the decibel level of the noise), and her always entertaining physicality.
Zachary Leipert will no longer be able to warm his way into the hearts of girls with his signature smolder, as he was tragically killed Monday afternoon in Emily Lowe. Similar to his defeat in Something Wicked it was a surprise attack that took this great man down. Fear not though, for as a victim killed in Lowe, his soul lives on allowing him to continue making men and women alike swoon with his soulful words, looks, and music. All hail King of Scotland!
Everyone’s favorite Disney World Fairy Hairdresser, Hayley Betz, was gunned down by deadly, determined Deanna Giulietti. Hayley enjoyed skipping through the fields, long walks on the beach, brushing her hair, playing DDR, ironing, being eatten by colorful sombreros,lying to young children, and making fun of Sean Moran. She will be dearly missed by all.
Hello everybody! My name’s Anna Watts...and I’m dead. Yes the always animated Anna Watts will no longer be able ‘to entertain you’ as she was gunned down by the one, the only Cassandra Rose Blaise DeMarco. When asked how she felt about her first game of Assassins, Ms. Watts squinted her eyes and said in a low growl, “Cassie DeMarco.” There will be no memorial service, but a fund has been started to ensure she is buried in a Captain America coffin.
Jack Saleeby was, as his assassin put it, ‘eliminated’ from the world (of this game) Monday night around 6:30pm. Saleeby was on the second floor of the student center just above the entrance of the dining area, when Chesney stealthfully came up behind Saleeby and shot him down. Mysteriously enough, Saleeby’s close friend, Deanna Giulietti was no where to be found at this time. Fear not though, Saleeby was not alone in his final moments as Jordan Richmond rushed over with free Mexican food. Saleeby welcomed his death with a taco filled tummy.
It is still unconfirmed if there will be a memorial performance or just a moment of silence in his memory at this spring’s Musical Revue.
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