Spectrum Assassins

Obituaries for Wednesday, February 29th

Kat Turley was lost at the hands of Paolo Perez. Big Mama was Big Angry, because she didn't realize Paolo was playing! Because, like, where has he been? Like, ever? Either way, Paolo waited until Leap Day to pounce and he did, all over Big Mama's House.

I am sad to report that that my beloved drama buddy Ryan Molloy has passed on. Rachel True Religion  Wrangler... Levi Got her first target after much strife involving a broken gun. A true story of triumph over adversity, Rachel survived a 55 crew with the person who was coming after her, and went on to slaughter my dear Ryan, and for that, I can't hold a grudge. Rest in peace, Ryan!

24 dead. 17 Left. GET. THINGS. DONE.