Wednesday, October 5, 2011

MORE DEAD. DEAAAAD.

On Wednesday, October 5th, I was alerted to several new kills. how exciting! murder is the best!

Max Seijas is a charming young freshman, who probably wishes he had kept one eye open. The daring Geena Forristall saw him sleeping and struck! his memory lives on in all of our hearts.

Maggie Kissinger was killed very anti-climactically by Max Baudisch, who was shooting everybody today including yours truly to get his psycho kicks. His gun found its target in Maggie, though, who quietly accepted it and handed her target over to him. what a polite young woman! And now she's dead!

Alex Engelson showed today that Drama 5 really is the hardest class we'll ever take, as Matt Engle murdered her damply outside of the classroom after a long hour of discussing fly systems. Her soul currently flies upwards to heaven. Amen.

Flynn Harne was conned by the charming and saintly Hannah Cohen. Proving once again, that Jesus is the best ally.

Michelle Rizza was killed hardcore by Dena Kline, which is probably for the best, because, Dear God, she has a show to SM this weekend, and she has a lot of gravy to vacuum...


Current list of dead...
Max Seijas
Maggie Kissinger
Alex Engelson
Flynn Harne
Michelle Rizza
Corinne Mestamacher
Pedro Campion


and to the living: be ever-vigilant, and may Cthulu bless you.

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