the dead tell their story.

On Tuesday the games began, and Cody Dericks stood out as a total killing machine. Two kills in one day so far have made him the winner of day 1. His prize? Glory. But here is a space for the deceased. Here they speak:

Corinne Mestemacher was mauled and killed Tuesday as the first casuality in this cowboy game. She had an outstanding warrant for bein' the prettiest girl east of the mississippi, and Cody Dericks wasn't about to let that slide. He murdered her in cold blood. or lukewarm water.

Fueled by angst against paying his RENT on time, Cody made a second kill in the same day:

Pedro Campion was killed on Tuesday by the vicious murderer Cody Dericks. In the victims own words "there was nothing interesting about it... he just ... shot me" What a sociopathic animal. Pedro was beloved by all and found joy in theatre, men, and cigarettes.