Pale as Shit: a novel by Hayley Betz

Murdering Mistress Mestemacher’s reign came to an end early Thursday morning in the koi pond behind Spiegel. Just when she thought she could win it all, Maestro Weinstein took her down with a sneak attack following Phantom-baret. She might be dead, but it is certain that this girl was the slayer of Hofstra as she accumulated more kills, in her few short days, than anyone else playing the game. Being a great assassin comes with its set-backs, though, such as having killed all your loved ones that might have come to the funeral. Still let there be some rosemary for remembrance of this crazy killer.