Obituaries in honour of Theodor Seuss Geisel

Obituaries for March 2nd

Congratulations!
Today is Friday.
You're off to get drunk!
Like a True BFA!

You have scenes in your head.
You have class without shoes
You can steer yourself
any direction you choose.
You're on your own. And you know what you know.
And YOU are the guy who'll decide where to go.

You'll look up and down rooms. Look Lowe over with care.
About the lounge you will say, "I choose to go there."
With your gun full of water and odours of feet,
you're too smart to go sit in Fish's fart-seat.

And you may not find any
you'll want to sit in.
In that case, of course,
you'll head ... WATCH OUT CORINNE!!!

We lost Corinne Mestemacher at the murderous hands of Alex Leitch in the lounge today. But she didn't seem to give a damn, so I don't mind it, Sam I am!
Rest in Peace!

No harm was intended to Fish at the making of this rhyme. You're a better man than the rest of us<3

23 Dead! 16 Left! this better be a wet weekend, friends!