Sunday, October 9, 2011

Death of a Mengleman.

Matt Engle knew what he was walking into. Having heard of dear Cody Derick's death by the hands of Titus, Mengle knew he hadn't a chance. Making the journey to Fiestabrook for his end must have been quite harrowing, but the victim made it with a courage we have not seen. When he walked into the room of his doom, Mengle's words were recorded as follows "do you want to just kill me?"

Brave, Brave, soul.

With this, Christian obliged. Because of the mutual understanding of his crucifixion, the ceremonny that followed had the beauty that only the death of Christ or something from a  Royston play could. Matthew removed his shirt and knelt before Christian, chest exposed and arms spread wide. Christian proceeded to top off his water gun with red wine, make the sign of the cross over Mengle's chest with it, and shoot. This is not fiction.

Menglism developed soon after. Find the Bible of Mengle in your local Barnes and Noble.

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