What’s that smell? Oh that dead body...

It was an epic day last Sunday in Einsenhower Park. Amidst the set-up of the end of the year APO picnic, only a week away from graduation, senior B.F.A student Flynn Harne was killed by Deanna Giulietti. Flynn was a young man of various talents; amateur astrologist, playwright/performer, winner of “Best Tap Dance Routine on Cassie’s LAST Nerve”. When asked for her thoughts on the matter Ms. DeMarco sadly replied that she “didn’t really see [the kill]” and “[t]he best woman won!!!”. He will be survived by his girlfriend, Samantha Cunha, his family, and his friends.

Congrats to Deanna for staying alive (stayin’ alive!)

I think the only person who saw your kill coming was 

Noah Silva.

Where are the cheese puffs?

Maestro Weinstein has been brought down by deadly Deanna this afternoon just outside of the NAB. After the Jazz Combos Concert while going to his car, Andrew was taken down before he could get to his gun or into his car. He was reported to have gone down fighting, with his keys between his fingers attempting to be Wolverine. While this did not save him it did keep his car from being taken for a joy ride [it is the weekend, no time to put the effort in to hot wire it]. Andrew is survived by his car, his instruments, his clothing, his cellphone, his laptop...oh and his family and friends.

COME ON PEOPLE, GET YOUR KILL ON!!!!

WARNING! WARNING! 

Do you see that face?! Do not be fooled by that kind look. This girl might look happy and innocent, but I assure she is not! It means business. If you don't start getting your kill on, this girl has threatened to send zombies after you! No one really wants to have to deal with zombies, especially this gal. They make a huge mess and it they are such picky eaters! So come on people, start firing those water guns before things getting messy

And then there were 3

Today is a sad day, in the world of Assassins, as we know it, as another torch has been extinguished. Monday afternoon Mark Perkins was killed by one Deanna Giulietti, she has reported that after stalking him throughout the day she was finally able to take him down as he wander the halls alone. Mark was loving, caring young man who once said he wanted nothing more than world domination peace. He will be remembered by his roommate, Logan, his fellow Gremlin, Adil, and his family said they send their best wishes.